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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4618 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!