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| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Welcome to Chronos Gaming, a Survival-oriented Minecraft server with an economy based on supply and demand between players. Features: Time-saving kit system, without being pay-to-win. Daily events and rewards. Active and friendly community. Support for Java and Bedrock players. We look forward to seeing you on your Chronos Gaming adventure!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 340 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 853043 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
1. Our server is literally run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a dragon? Easy peasy, just ask the unicorns!
2. We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fierce wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land spreading joy and explosions wherever he goes. Join forces with him and you’ll be unstoppable!
4. We host weekly building competitions where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. Trust me, it’s a clucking good time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s smile together in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Rumor has it that the winner of our next tournament will be granted the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Yes, you heard that right – you could be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle, all thanks to your mad Minecraft skills.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and become the wealthiest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 699 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 147558 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Forget about researching for hours, just jump into the game and let your arguments do the talking. And hey, if you catch someone using AI to win debates, call them out and earn an extra vote for the real showdown.
Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history through epic Minecraft battles? Join now and show off your debate skills in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2542 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9802 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.
But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?
So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5013 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where half the players are obsessed with building pixel art of their favorite memes, while the other half are busy debating whether creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures.
Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is considering joining in on the fun. So come on down and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for those sneaky players who try to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and leave behind the drama of a dad who showers you with everything but doesn’t understand the importance of family. Instead, embark on a journey where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle epic monsters with your friends!
Forget about feeling guilty for following your heart and taking care of your sick mom. On our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5103 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).
So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7125 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 86 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
