All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CreeperZapCraft

antisemitism, Canada, Community, CreeperZapCraft, education, fear, gunfire, hate crime, Incident, investigation, Jewish, parents, Police, Protection, Safety, School, second time, SECURITY, Staff, Students, Vandalism

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bug Out Breakout

antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial stewardship, bacterial outbreak, Breakout, bug, cockroach-driven outbreak, Healthcare Epidemiology, healthcare facility, healthcare management, healthcare-associated infection, hospital-acquired infection, ICU, infection control, infection prevention, infectious diseases, intensive care unit, multidrug-resistant Enterobacter, multidrug-resistant organisms, nosocomial infection, public health, superbugs

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	1955

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

What are Minecraft servers like NeoNetwork ?

2022, Active players, building, Community, Custom, custom server, Earth, Economy, Events, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, New server, OneBlock, online gaming, PvP, server launch, Skyblock, smp, Survival, TheNeocubest, upcoming features, Vanilla

SkyRealms – SkyRealms offers a skyblock experience similar to NeoNetwork, with custom features and a dedicated community.
CraftYourTown – CraftYourTown is a survival-focused server with an active player base and frequent updates to keep the gameplay fresh.
PixelmonCraft – For players who enjoy a unique twist on Minecraft, PixelmonCraft combines the world of Pokemon with Minecraft gameplay for a truly immersive experience.
MineSaga – MineSaga offers a variety of game modes, including skyblock, survival, and more, making it a versatile choice for players looking for diverse gameplay options.
PvPLand – PvP enthusiasts will enjoy PvPLand, a server dedicated to intense player vs player battles and competitive gameplay. With custom features and events, PvPLand is a great option for those looking for a challenge.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Brainless

brainless, custom enchantments, Custom Enchants, Custom Skulls, Donor Ranks, Editable Armor Stands, entertainment district, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, quality of life, Ranks, Shop Rentals, Shops, smp, Structures, Survival, Upgradable Spawners

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ 1.21 ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ ꜱᴍᴘ ᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ Qᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀꜰ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜰᴏᴄᴜꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ.

𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 ʙʀᴀɪɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴛᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏʙᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʏ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ 2 ᴅᴏɴᴏʀ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ɪɴ-ɢᴀᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ /ʀᴀɴᴋꜱ.

𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐬 ᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴀᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴜʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴇɴᴄʜᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʀᴇɴᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴘꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Maple Leaf Mayhem Minecraft Server

$7 billion, BANKRUPTCY, Canada, collapsing, Corruption, Country, EV battery startup company, federal government, French Quebec government, Government, imploding, Incompetence, Investment, leaf, Maple, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mismanagement, MONEY, Plant, Province, québec, scandal, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to waste $7 billion on a failing EV battery startup! Our server is filled with endless adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about government incompetence. Join us and build your own virtual empire, because let’s face it, you can probably run a country better than those guys. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Don’t miss out on the fun – come play with us now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Manga Thread Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventurer, Beast King & Medicinal Herb, Demons, Ex demon general, FANTASY, Fixing dungeons, Garron, Healing demons, Human/demon war, humans, Juuou to Yakusou, Manga, Manga discussion, manga recommendations, Manga Review, manga thread, Minecraft, Pact, reading, romance, smp, Thread, tina

Hey there, looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where ex-demon general Garron goes around healing demons and fixing dungeons long after the humans have won the human/demon war.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Tina, an adventurer who started off as Garron’s servant but ended up loving the job. And get this – Garron has a human face and they’ve made him handsome! Will there be a romance between him and Tina? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find demons being healed, dungeons being fixed, and a potential demon-human romance? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SisGradNoTalkieMC

Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, Emotional distance, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional response, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Therapy, graduation ceremony, household chores, hurt feelings, ignoring behavior, parent intervention, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, SisGradNoTalkieMC, sister relationship

Are you tired of living in a house where your sister ignores you like a pro? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone listens to you, even the creepers! No more falling down the stairs and being left in pain, on our server, you’ll always have someone to help you out. Plus, we have a special “Sister-Free Zone” where you can build your dream house without any interruptions. So come join us and leave the drama behind, because in our world, you’re always heard loud and clear!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HamburgCaliphateGather

anti-Western sentiment, Caliphate, extremism, extremist groups, fundamentalism, global security, hamburg, HamburgCaliphateGather, Islamic fundamentalism, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic terrorism, jihadist movement, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim community, political Islam, Radical Islamists, radicalization, religious extremism, religious violence, Terrorism, violent ideology

Yo, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of radical Islamists gathering in Hamburg to call for a caliphate, then you gotta check out this server! We’ve got more explosions than a fireworks show on the 4th of July, and more drama than a soap opera marathon.

Join us for epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a straightjacket, so you’ll always have someone to laugh with (or at).

So come on down and join the chaos, because this server is more lit than a bonfire at a gasoline convention. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Triumvirate Network

BreweryX, build event, Community, Conflict, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Empire, Faction, Factions, Graves, History, legend, Materials, MCMMO, Medieval Factions, Nations, Players, Plugins, Roleplay, Season, Survival, Whitelist

Discover the realm of Triumvirate!

Create your history, expand an empire, grow your wealth, build magnificent structures—whatever’s your thing, you can do it here!

Align yourself with the Kingdom of Durmond or the Dread Pirates, two nations with a rising conflict wherein tensions are only getting higher! If large factions don’t interest you, feel free to join one of the many smaller factions on our server, or even make your own and pave your own path! We are a tight-knit community with many dedicated players who have written their names into the history of the Triumvirate, and more names carve themselves into legend with each season! We also support crossplay! A build event has just begun recently, and we have many more planned for the season. We hope to see you soon! I’d also like to note, you can find a lot of people here willing to share their materials if you join their faction so you don’t have to do any boring mining or really any tedious tasks, if you join the discord you can see a list of the factions!

We have a wide variety of plugins to make the game more interesting, while still feeling close to the original game. These plugins include: Graves, MCMMO, LevelledMobs, BreweryX, Medieval Factions, Improved Advancements, Marriages and many more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

/MinerMemes/ – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, event pass, kai’sa, league of legends, lolg, Minecraft, MinerMemes, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, size difference edition, sylas, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride on a server where everything is bigger and better – just like our players’ egos! We’ve got events that will blow your mind, like the Worlds 2024 Event Pass where you can unlock Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary skins.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Dark Star theme with legendary skins for Sylas, Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana? And if you’re feeling extra fancy, we even have Prestige skins for those who want to flex on their friends.

Don’t believe us? Check out our latest patch notes and PBE updates to see all the crazy content we have in store for you. And if you need some tips on how to dominate the game, we’ve got builds and account stats to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, literally, because we have a chicken army waiting for you.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	113	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

Ability, anxiety, Awareness, comparison, Count, Destroying, Follower, follower count, Insecurity, loved, mental health, Minecraft, Popularity, PRESSURE, pressure to perform, Problems, Rising, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, social validation, validation, WORTH..

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

Apology, Argument, Bed.., Boyfriend, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict, custody, Daddys, DAUGHTER, emotions, Hormonal, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping on sofa, sleepover, Support, Wars, weekend visits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TrendyCrafts

baffling trends, bizarre styles, confusing styles, eccentric styles, fashion trends, odd trends, out-of-the-box styles, outlandish trends, peculiar trends, perplexing fashion, questionable fashion, quirky fashion, strange fashion, TrendyCrafts, unconventional styles, unexplainable fashion, unusual trends, weird trends

Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	5181	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

IsraelStrikesIranLOL

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nano Climate Craft

#sustainability, advanced materials, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, clean technology, climate, climate crisis, Craft, Environment, environmental impact, future technologies, global warming, green energy, innovation, mitigation strategies, Nano, nanotechnology, Nature Nanotechnology, renewable energy, research, Science, SOLUTIONS, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5