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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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