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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously. So like, imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just wanna give you hugs, like what even is that? And the pigs fly around with jetpacks, I swear it’s true.
But the best part is the parties we have on the server, like every night is a rave with all the villagers and animals getting down on the dance floor. And don’t even get me started on the alcohol, like why do you enjoy alcohol? Because on this server, we have the dankest brews made from enchanted wheat and fermented spider eyes, it’s lit.
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off, then you gotta come hang with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a blast!
