AkagiCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Bargains: Where Creepers HAGGLE for the Best Deals!

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Are you tired of boring old PCs that just do the bare minimum? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Introducing our Minecraft server, where you can trade in that outdated PC for a chance to join a world where the only limit is your imagination.

With our server, powered by an overclockable Intel i7-3820 processor, GeForce GTX 970 graphics card, and a whopping 16GB of DDR3 RAM, you’ll be able to experience Minecraft like never before. And who needs an SSD or pre-installed OS when you have the freedom to create your own virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a 530W PSU that will keep your gameplay running smoothly, even if your case is missing screws and panels. Who needs those pesky parts anyway when you have the power of unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to your old PC and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Jizz to Rizz Crafting Co.

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Are you tired of your jizz just sitting there, doing nothing? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns your jizz into rizz! That’s right, you can use your jizz as currency to buy all sorts of crazy items and power-ups. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you’re rich in rizz!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Jizz Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of rizz beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the Jizz Dragon and claim your riches?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew jizz could be so valuable?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	2222
Potions Brewed:	71	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	548	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Animals Bred:	56	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	84
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	3051	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	4333
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MythicHaven VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	MythicHaven
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
– Active player base and frequent updates	– 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
– High-quality server performance	– Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
– Professional staff and customer support	– Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
Cons	Cons
– May be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may be less popular	– Limited variety of minigames

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

Which server has better performance and customer support?

Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

YeehawCraft: Why are Americans like this?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.

So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	603	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Animals Bred:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Bitz: Where the Halvening Means More Than Just Mining!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, you’ll be saying “KEK” in no time!

Join us and witness the epic halvening of prices that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Want to join his army of feathered warriors? Of course you do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most LOL-worthy adventures in Minecraft history. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Combat Chaos – Not your average fighting game!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be questioning reality!

Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the infamous Sakamata, a legendary boss who is rumored to be unbeatable. But don’t worry, we have top secret tips and tricks that will have you taking down Sakamata in no time!

And as for Polka being unusable? Well, on our server, Polka is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. Use it to conquer your enemies and reign supreme in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7363	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Nightmares: Where Creepers and Zombies Throw the Best Parties!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a blockbuster movie? Look no further than our server, where we have the most dedicated players who never give up, just like a true good soldier of cinema! Join us and be a part of the few honest gamers in the Minecraft world, where we create epic stories and adventures that will keep you on the edge of your seat. So grab your popcorn and get ready for a cinematic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	292
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5712
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5