Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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