come join our epic minecraft server where child predators are using AI to create sexual images of their favorite ‘stars’! it’s like a twisted version of paparazzi but in minecraft! watch out for those sneaky predators trying to get a glimpse of their favorite blocky celebs in compromising positions.

but don’t worry, we have the best security measures in place to protect you from any unwanted advances. our mods are like super heroes, swooping in to save the day and banishing those predators back to the depths of the internet where they belong.

so come on, join us on this wild ride of scandal and drama in the world of minecraft. your body will never be the same again, but in a good way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crops Grown: 8690
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
Alien Abductions: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

    CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

    Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Enchantments Applied: 229

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

    EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me
    Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

    Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

    Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 161 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

    Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

    Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!
    Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

    Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

    So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

    MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Chimeras Created: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

    SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

    Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

    OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

    Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

    So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

    Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

    Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

    MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

    Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

    So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

    HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

    LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

    Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

    Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

    Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

    BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

    Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Potions Brewed: 100

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

    Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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