AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8818
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Crops Grown:	6394
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	218675	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	206155	Dragon Eggs Found:	3249
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crops Grown:	7490
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5520	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zombie Power Co.

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join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9733
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	2048	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3