AGnetwork | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7902
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	6251
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Magical Moments Shared:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	8082	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Items Found:	7157	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	2385
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1