AgingLikeFineWine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Libtards In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NoBroKidsAllowedMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrazyCraftMC

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Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists

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Yo, have you ever wanted to build in SPACE? Well, guess what, our server has MARTIAN SAND that you can use to build your own intergalactic creations!

Our Dublin scientists have discovered this insane material that allows you to construct epic space bases and alien landscapes. Imagine flying through the galaxy on your own custom-built spaceship made entirely out of MARTIAN SAND.

Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in the vastness of outer space. Who needs boring old earth when you can build on Mars with our one-of-a-kind resource? Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world opportunity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!

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Server Name	Perennial SMP
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly
Season	Second season (started on August 20th)
Features	Dynmap Graves Marriage Master plugin Vanilla-tweaks Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)
Map Reset	Every 4 seasons
Additional Info	New section of the map each season Emphasis on large projects and megabases Includes lore

FAQ

1. How do I join the Perennial SMP server?

You can join us HERE through our Discord server.

2. What are the age requirements for the server?

Players must be 16 years or older to join Perennial SMP.

3. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

4. How often does the map reset?

The map resets every 4 seasons on the Perennial SMP server.

5. What special features does the server offer?

Some of the special features on the server include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.

6. Are there any restrictions on building projects?

There are no restrictions on building projects; in fact, players are encouraged to work on large projects and megabases.

7. Is there any lore associated with the server?

Yes, Perennial SMP includes lore which can be found on their upcoming website or requested from a moderator.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Trump Tower Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!

Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!

Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Items Found:	4480

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	778417

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AllergicCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBanter

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Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

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YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4702	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

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Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1