AgingLikeFineWine | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Who’s a famous person that became more attractive with age? Well, just like how diamonds get shinier over time, our Minecraft server has only gotten better with age! Join us and witness the legendary transformation of our server from a humble blocky world to a majestic kingdom filled with epic builds and crazy adventures.

We’ve got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (yes, you can actually eat the blocks!). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because just like a fine wine or George Clooney, we only get better with age. Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Polyglot

Communication, cultural exchange, Fluency, language acquisition, language acquisition benefits, language barrier, language development, language diversity, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic skills, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot

Are you tired of only speaking in “Minecraftian” on other servers? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn any language fluently just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin? Done. How about fluent Simlish? Easy peasy. And the best part? You can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying! Join now and expand your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly fun way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Emeralds Found:	1754
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StarveCraft: No Food Zone

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Yo, forget about that boring real world news, come join our Minecraft server where we have unlimited virtual food for everyone! We got so much virtual steak and virtual cake, you won’t even remember what real food tastes like. Plus, we have a secret underground farm where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes, so you’ll never go hungry. Join now and save yourself from the UN’s food blockade in northern Gaza…or something like that. Just come play Minecraft with us, it’s way more fun than starving in real life, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	141
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blowin’ Hot Cold Plugin

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join our epic minecraft server where we have a built in hot/cold setting when blowing on things. yes, you heard that right. blow on a block and watch it change color depending on your breath temperature. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	952
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	997872
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Enchantments Applied:	62

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Chilaxx G-Hub

Cross-Play, Economy, Filipino Community Voice channels Worldwide Fun Compatriots Friendly Server Join now Gaming Online Adventure Roleplay Multiplayer Survival Build Explore Creative Competitive Skins, Hardcore, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Best Filipino server!

We accept players worldwide! We offer a friendly and fun community! Including fun voice channels!

Compatriots! Here is fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join now

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Come die in space with us on CelestialCraft, where the only achievements are avoiding death and awkward conversations about taxes

Achievements, Adventurer, Avoiding, awkward, Builder, CelestialCraft, Community, Conversations, Custom Items, death, Die, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Land Claim, Magic Carpets, Monster Slaying, Player Shops, Quests, Rankup System, Redstone, Server Legend, smp, Space, StarShards, Survival, TAXES

CelestialCraft Overview

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Custom Achievements
Magic Carpets
Custom Events
StarShards Currency
Rankup System
Player Shops
Grief Prevention
PvP
Mature Community

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server.

Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg We can’t wait to see what you’ll create!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP mandatory on this server?	No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable it when they want to engage in duels.
How can I earn StarShards currency?	Players can earn StarShards through completing quests, achievements, and participating in server events.
Are there age restrictions on the server?	CelestialCraft is tailored for a mature audience, ensuring a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. We recommend players be at least 18 years old.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Naruto’s Ninja Minecraft Server

Anime, battle, destiny, Hero, Itachi, legend, Madara, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, Narutos, ninja, power, Protagonist, Redemption, sacrifice, Sasuke, Server, Shinobi, Story, uchiha clan, Villain, War

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where Steve is always the hero? Well, look no further because on our server, Madara is the true hero of the story!

Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!

So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2012

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try not to get lost in the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, like The Barber of La Manchaland Outis and the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And don’t even get us started on the current extractions, like Cinq West Section 3 Meursault and Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair.

Why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a target extraction of [Faust] ID & E.G.O. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will.

And if you’re worried about spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! This game is set after both, so expect the unexpected.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure in a world like no other. Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and join us in the chaos. Just remember, the tutorial is important – trust us on this one.

Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and check out our official site for all the latest updates. And if you need any EGO or Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our handy resources.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StolenGifts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoBabysitNoCraft

AITAH, ambulance, babysit, Boundaries, concussion, Help, inconvenient, Kindy, Manipulation, Migraine, Neighbour, NoBabysitNoCraft, older mum, refusal, Respect, short notice, spoilt child, Understanding, unwanted responsibility, wailing child

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	4446	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Boxed Cat Chaos

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So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	855421

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!