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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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