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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY