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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY