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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Animals Bred: 124
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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