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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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