Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping in and ignoring your boyfriend’s breakfast demands. No need to worry about waking up early to grab food, just focus on getting those Z’s!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the drama of a pouty boyfriend who can’t handle being denied breakfast. Will he forgive you for choosing sleep over food? Only time will tell on our server!
And don’t worry about transportation issues, we offer virtual DoorDash services for all your in-game food delivery needs. Who needs real-life breakfast when you can order virtual lunch for your hangry boyfriend?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate sleep vs. breakfast dilemma in Minecraft form! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
imagine building your own underwater base with dolphins as your neighbors, or riding a llama through the flooded desert like a boss. this server is so wild, even the creepers are wearing floaties to stay afloat.
come join us and be part of the craziest adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, you won’t regret it. just don’t forget your snorkel and flippers, cuz things are about to get wet and wild! 🌊🐬🏝️ #FloodedSaharaMadness
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Emeralds Found: | 9767 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Welcome to Akoot & Co |
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| Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay. |
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| No application required! Just launch the game and play! |
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IP: akoot.co Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co Version: |
No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.
Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!
We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).
So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.
And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Magic Items Found: | 6799 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!
Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.
Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.
But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 143 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
