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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6938 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 488 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you find out that your best friend has been secretly dating your mom in-game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base where two players are roleplaying a forbidden romance between a creeper and a skeleton. The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is equal parts hilarious and chaotic, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this SMP, anything can happen. And who knows, you might just find yourself in a scandalous relationship with someone twice your age.