Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Falling into the Void: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Emeralds Found: 3420

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 29

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RedstoneNoob

    RedstoneNoob
    Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7782 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Ores Mined: 9954
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 85 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Ores Mined: 6576
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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