Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 32
Towns Built: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyNoobz

    CraftyNoobz
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Uzbekistan

    Minecraft Uzbekistan

    A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

    Create, Build, Enjoy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Mega Mango

    Mega Mango

    Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

    Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Battle Brits Minecraft Server

    Battle Brits Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

    With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

    Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

    & TheMinecraft SMP Ernest
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Farms Harvested: 237 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPanic Minecraft Server

    PixelPanic Minecraft Server
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Dimension Hops: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • HouthisGonnaHateCraft

    HouthisGonnaHateCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

    Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Crops Grown: 5164
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Warning

    Warning

    made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Patates Junior High School

    Patates Junior High School

    PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

    -Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

    Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

    Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

    Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 5343
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

    Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

    Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8057
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Animals Bred: 141
    Mines Excavated: 1317 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RedPenTeacher404

    RedPenTeacher404
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

    Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

    But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

    So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Animals Bred: 134 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 68 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

    CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

    But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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