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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9627 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1769 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 2141 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.