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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2834 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house taller than your grandma’s hair, or mining for diamonds deeper than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party in the mines! And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re more dramatic than a soap opera on a rainy day.
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Just don’t tell your mom, she might want to join too.