AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mines Excavated:	4471
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Emeralds Found:	6554	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Mines Excavated:	3058
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	347452
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	610701
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	169	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2747

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2379	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	New Chunks Explored:	674222

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	635
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.