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AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	254

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	8705
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	780035
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3895	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🌟 Harmony Falls: Where zombies sing in perfect harmony and creepers tell dad jokes! 🌟

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience for players of all levels. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, there’s something for everyone on Harmony Falls!

Features

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Harmony Falls?

A: Simply connect to our server IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

A: No, PvP is optional and can be toggled within the server.

Q: Are there any ongoing events or competitions on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, we regularly host events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes for participants.

Q: Can I create my own town or clan on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, players can build their own towns or clans, establish relations with others, and engage in trade or warfare.

Q: What can I expect from the Anniversary update?

A: Stay tuned for exciting new features and content in our Anniversary update coming soon!

Q: Where can I get more information or connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s to meet other players and stay updated on server news.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	189	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ludum Date Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with octo games, where you can battle octopuses and conquer the underwater world like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have tentacles, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Ludum Dare a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DoggoDramaServer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

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Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1648	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchantments Applied:	252
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9513	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9