AdoptCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and outrageous events.

Imagine a world where gender reveal parties are taken to the next level – we’re talking fireworks, confetti cannons, and a full-on parade to announce the gender of your Minecraft avatar! Who needs a baby shower when you can celebrate the arrival of your new blocky bundle of joy in style?

But beware, one wrong move and your in-game spouse might threaten to call a divorce lawyer and cancel your adoption of that adorable pixelated pet you’ve been eyeing. Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep your Minecraft family intact? Join our server now to find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchantments Applied:	157
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6982

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9718	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Farms Harvested:	492	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Crops Grown:	2525	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Animals Bred:	175	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	8288
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3388
Divine Spears Created:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	490547	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2661	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!