Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Animals Bred:	92	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9048	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	257	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.