Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ingenious Gaming

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UKCraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1053	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCarts

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8864	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SVmineFB

====SVmineFB==== Welcome to the Survival & Freebuild server We offer: – Nice atmosphere – Lots of events and other fun – Every 2 weeks you can win various games!!! – Comprehensive and helpful Administration Adres IP: s122.csrv.pl:35186 Status: Online 24/7 Minecraft version: 1.5.2 We cordially invite you, join us!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Legacy Craft

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Citadel

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2611	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KillarCraft

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1970	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NewKingdom

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Farms Harvested:	205	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Legends Of Akkuria

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChronicBOOM

ChronicBOOM is a Gaming Community where friends come together to play games. Our ChronicBOOM Minecraft Server is a Bukkit server for players who want to get a Survival experience along with Shops, MiniGames (like BlockHunt and GolfCraft) and some other great plugins for Ranks to get more commands and DisguiseCraft to have fun and fool your friends with disguises! Come join us on the server and at http://chronicboom.net!!

Voting will get you free gifts!!

Thanks for viewing ChronicBOOM!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!