Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7315	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard -Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spuddsmarch

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Animals Bred:	188

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.