Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sarcacraft

**Features: Freebuild – Normal terrain, survival mode building Pro Flat World – Infinite flat world for skilled rank and above Emporium – The best builds are kept here **Survival Worlds: Survival – Normal factions-based survival Insanity – Ghost zombies, flying witches **Minigame Worlds: Parkour – Jumping puzzles. Levels added once in a while Spleef – Classic digging battles Escape – A small game based on teamwork MobArena – Fight mobs Survival Games – The usual Hunger Games based PVP Slime PVP – PVP by throwing slimes at others Duck Hunt – Shoot chicken down as they fall

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MinecraftPolska.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JezzCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to JezzCraft! We’re a fantastic Towny survival server with lively staff. When you first join, you will be greeted with an interactive spawn and a useful starter kit from which you can plonk the first blocks of your new town. You can earn money (you start with $1000) in our extensive economy by selling blocks or using our Jobs plugin which you can then spend at our extensive shop. You can also make ChestShops of your own which allow them to sell items to other players. We also have McMMO which adds a quality RPG-style experience and a creative world for those who want to show off their building skills. We are proud to host a mob arena as well as a PVP arena for those who wish to challenge their friends to a battle. We hope you and your friends decide to log onto this splendid server. Have a nice day.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KaizerCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Private Mine-craft Server, Online: 24/7 Location: Singapore Slot: 100

IP: kaizercraft.no-ip.org Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/kaizercraft/ Skype: kaizercraft Donation paypal: [email protected]

Any inquire can contact me as below. Join us now u will get good item in your chest when u join. Do not ask for rank. Will not be entertain. Do not cheat. Do not hack.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Servers Include: >>> MC.HUYCRAFT.NET <<< – Minigames – Factions RPG – Dwarves Vs Zombies – Prison – Towny – SkyBlock – Skywars (With Guns AND OP) – GunZ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GGFactions

PvP

PVP/Raiding Server! Join Today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EnderKingdom

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

EnderKingdom is a server for those who love making friends and having fun, this server is a 1.7.9, 24/7 survival and PVP server, with half of the world dedicated to each! There are tons of ways to get involved in our community, from mini-games such as spleef, PVP, etc. to setting up shop and building a home of any shape or size! EnderKingdom contains all of the essential plug-ins you need to have a fun and fair experience such as MCMMO, an economy system, shops,mob-catchers, anti-griefing and anti-cheating protections!

EnderKingdom is a friendly community with a dedicated staff and helpful members, and we are always looking for the importunity to improve and develop the server with even more Events, Arenas, and Structures! We welcome all crafters with open arms whether you wish to destroy your enemies in epic PVP battles, or build amazing structures in Survival! EnderKingdom allows the chance for every new joiner to become a member and have access to new commands that make it more convenient for the player! We hope to see you on the server and take part in the community here at EK!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	7167	Chimeras Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Block by Block TV

Creative

BlockbyBlock server is all about creative artwork! Public PlotMe, and voxel server! Also have Survival, SkyBlock, and minigames worlds.

You must whitelist your in-game name before you can connect. Whitelist instantly @ http://reg.blockbyblock.tv

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	6545	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DRC Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

-=-=-Who are we?=-=-

DutchRastaCraft, also known as DRC or DRC Network. We are a minecraft server with multiple gamemodes. We have been running this server since September 13th, 2012.

-=-=What do we offer you?=-=-

We offer you multiple gamemodes. That’s why we call ourselves a network. We have multiple servers connected to give you the best experience possible. We are known to be a lagg-free server.

=-=-Our community=-=-

We are mostly known for our community. We have a very active Dutch forum and also a growing English forum. We also have an active Teamspeak 3 server where you can talk to other players! Our community is something we’ve been working on for a long time. We love our players AND we listen to our players. You decide what you want to see next on DRC!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	1133

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FatalityPrison

FatalityPrison, Is a Prison server hosted in America. We are a strong Dedicated server with amazing Staff and Players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LegendaryBane SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

LegendaryBane is a server with a new spawn, new shop, new hub, and a cool creative freebuild server. Come join us and play on a sweet server that has loads of plugins that add tons of cool features to a semi vanilla experience!

Our Creative Freebuild world is built with a plots system. We also have WorldEdit available. Come build whatever you like and enjoy knowing that your creations will always be available to show off!

LegendaryBane is a server built for you. Join our website at http://legendarybane.net.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SkyCrack

We Started as a normal whitelisted server, but we decided to move to a bukkit server. We are running bukkit on a 1.7.2 server. We are looking for people who know how to code to help with other projects coming up. This is not just a server this is a community looking ti expand. Right now this server is white-listed but in the future we hope to be able to make the server big enough to expand to an un-whitelisted server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oasis MC

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Oasis is one of the strongest survival servers out there. You can build as soon as you come in, and you can also apply for member on the forums to get a kit with free iron tools. We are heavily community based, everyone from member to admins are here to help you. Tons of plugins are being run to make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. We use CoreProtect to catch those griefers in their tracks, then rollback any damage they’ve done. We also use BlockLocker to lock and secure your doors and chest, and and we even have a couple of special custom plugins! For those who want a little more action, we have a dedicated Mini Games server in the works! We host community events such as build-offs and MobArena (Wave Survival) games! We try our hardest to ensure you have a great time here, and we hope you will stop by and say ‘Hello!’ Visit our forums at www.oasis-mc.net for more information.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Diamond Creeper

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

Danish: Hey, this is Diamond Creeper. A Danish/English server where we always have a good time! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison We hope to see you inside Diamond Creeper

Oops!! You can also use the ipen diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

English: Hello, this is Diamond creeper. A Danish/English server where we where got it good and fun! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison! We hope we see you on Diamond Creeper

OPS!! You also can use the ip diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Axemania PvP

AWESOME SEREVR JOIN DP AT 10 PPL

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.