Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BeastsMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Hub: play.beastsmc.com Site: http://beastsmc.com

BeastsMC is a well-established server network that has been running for over half a decade. We pride ourselves on our friendly community, awesome economy, fantastic activities and more. Come check us out!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Imagination Empire

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Hello! Welcome To Imagination Empire! We Are a survival, pvp, towny, economy server. we have jobs. We recommend using this texture/resource pack: http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/hdrealms/ we also have: Mini-Games (coming soon) Creative world (in creation) quests VIP world and shop Multiple Donor Ranks We Just started out so suggestions and feedback are welcome! please visit our website and register at; http://imaginationempire.enjin.com/home we have monthly and weekly prizes. We run on donations. so feel free to help out and keep the server running and lag free! 🙂 More things will be added as time goes on and when we get suggestions! We Hope you enjoy and have fun on our server!

Additional Details Welcome! we are a pvp, towny, economy, mini-games, creative, VIP access, protection, and MORE!!, friendly community! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mines Excavated:	4488

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Runic Paradise

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Runic Paradise is an adventure of your own making! Relaxing time working on your hut in the woods? We’ve got you covered! Challenging puzzles to keep your mind and imagination sharp? Plenty in store! Looking to grind your way to the top of the leaderboards? Give it your best shot!

– Survival map with plenty of space to build on! – Economy plugins to buy, sell, and run your own store! – Optional survival content plugins, including McMMO and Slimefun! – Skyblock and Creative play-modes! – A rank ladder to climb up and unlock new perks along! – Effective anti-griefing measures! – Lots of custom content and minigames, including Mob Arena and Block Hunt! – Friendly Staff with several years of experience!

Our priorities are fair play and a friendly social environment! Griefing is not tolerated and language filters are in place. Otherwise… everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, there’s plenty of space in Paradise!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	169	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	9702

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!