Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sector Alpha Arena Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Sector Alpha’s Mobarena is a server dedicated to the popular gamemode Mobarena. Players on this server fight endless waves of mobs and bosses to earn credits and tokens which they can later use to buy more Mobarena classes, special arrows, and other fun perks.

The other gamemode is Chamber of Heroes, where up to 10 players fight a round with a choice of over 36 Heroes. There are also over 200 spells for some of the 36 classes, there are also guns for a few of the classes. Players win rounds by destroying the other team’s cores and towers, players also can get gold to upgrade his or her own stats, or buy items. Chamber of Heroes is mostly about teamwork, and a good team is what makes this game so good.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3527	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BeastCraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Items Found:	1249
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafted Cubes

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Craftfirst

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	589

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	90
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Towns Built:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	New Chunks Explored:	44287

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

123pvp.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kubcraft

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

-=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2966

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3463	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!