Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	55
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EpicCloudMC

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StarQuestMinecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zombiewolfcraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP

A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gnyffens

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server that builds on what Micsis left behind.

Gnyffens is a classic SMP server, that builds upon what Micsis left behind.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Big Dig

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to The Big Dig! A Minigame/Factions server packed with features!

Enjoy: – Factions! – Minigames! – Awesome community! – A 24/7 server always on the latest patch! – Vote perks! Have a pet, /jump, xp boost and even more! – Creative world! – Skylands! – And much much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BigSister Gulliver Server

Economy, FTB, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Our Big Sister Minecraft Gulliver Server began as an alternate mirror server (or “sister” server) forGunia’s Gulliver server (otherwise known as the “main” server), circa October 2013. It has since branched off into its own micro-community, and currently boasts the latest Gulliver for Minecraft v1.6.2. As of mid-January, the server is running Gulliver Forged with Forge Essentials.

Our community is actually compromised of two servers:

The stable, builder-centric Big Sister server, which permanently runs Gulliver-Forged, accommodates up to 40 people, and can be accessed with the IP: bigsister.mcserver.ws.

And our experimental cutting-edge Little Brother server, which changes mod flavors every month, accommodates 10 people, and can be accessed at: littlebrother.mcserver.ws

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8850	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RMTWeb

Creative, PvP, Survival

A great friendly server with both a creative and survival world. Amazing constructions.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Walking Dead

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

You have chosen the right server. This server is one of many mc-adventure servers by jacobg2011 and nickg2001. This is the one Walking Dead server you will be addicted after a few minutes of gameplay. We have a custom resource pack, Kits for all of the walking dead characters, a custom map, and guns. Join now! Logan8190 is NOT the owner

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2454	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExclusiveGaming

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars

ExclusiveGaming We offer a unique and and awesome new way of playing factions. With over three years of minecraft knowledge and one year of minecraft server development, we understand what the player loves to do and how they like it done it a factions server. We offer the best that we can for the cracked community. Join our server today and have the best experience of your life. Enjoy playing minecraft with a great community and caring staff members.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!