Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4905	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

Vote for PurePvP

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chorus Craft

Fun, KitPvP, Minigames, new, PvP, Server, Skywars, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Nowadays every other server seems to be a Hypixel Clone… Join us on “mc.choruscraft.net” for a fresh perspective on the classics and unique new game concepts!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NobilityCraft

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

Nobility Craft was created to be a unique and enjoyable place to play, that doesn’t have some of the drama and restrictions that other servers have. We are a more mature/adult themed server. While this doesn’t mean “No kids allowed”, some profanity is allowed here, so do not play here if it offends you. Racism, discrimination, and harassment are absolutely NOT allowed on this server!

Server Owner: Eledore

NobilityCraft server is running on two high end dedicated machines and has virtually no lag.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreativeInfinity

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to CreativeInfinity – a Minecraft server for builders that allows your wildest creations to come to life. Discover a friendly community of like-minded players that’s open and accepting of everyone. Design, build and share without any boundaries beyond those of your imagination!

Here’s a brief rundown of CreativeInfinity’s most noteworthy features: – Choose from Small, Medium and Large Plotworlds – Free Cross Server WorldEdit, VoxelSniper and Custom Commands – Custom Plugins – Plot Passwords – Get Promoted for your Build with Plotchecks – Plots are Fully Protected and Backed up Everyday – Constant Updates Offer New Features, Improvements & More

Join us today on creativemc.world

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

KraynickCraft

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

KraynickCraft Needs Some Extra Members. We Have A Responsible Staff And Friendly Members. Recently We Have Added A Factions, A New Spawn And Updated To 1.7.5 And Need Some Help From New People For New Stuff. We Plan On Adding A PVP Arena And Spleef. What We Can Do Is Turn KraynickCraft From A Great Server, To An Awesome One. So Join Today!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BuildatNight

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Build at Night is a building focused, semi-vanilla server with a friendly active player base and a mature staff. Ranks and additional permissions are earned by building structures, we do NOT take donations. The main world is Survival. Contests are usually held in a separate Creative world.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2227

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.