Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Grotto

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The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Animals Bred:	160
Enchantments Applied:	205	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BavariaZ

Economy, Survival

:!——————————————————————————– BavariaZ :!——————————————————————————– More than just a server Now with many options to use your in-game money. :!——————————————————————————– Lots of great plugins. :!——————————————————————————– Nice players. :!——————————————————————————– … :!——————————————————————————– I hope you have fun on the server when you joint and make something out of it. Become a millionaire or something else. :!——————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simply Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

A simple but effective survival server. With a market, spleef arena and mob arena there is a plenty to do. A custom point based ranking system is also in place to help you earn more privileges to extend your journey.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OpFaction

Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This is a server u can Maybe Apply and have fun in this server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6769	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fadedcraft

Survival, Vanilla

1 Goal. Survive. You are spawned in an open world with all vanilla survival. No plugins, no nothing. Just classic Minecraft. Raid and build houses and bases and conquer all. Choose what you do. You can be raided or raid. Get killed or kill. Mine, craft and build. No plugins no nothing. And if you don’t play wisely , you will be faded into death, and you’ll have to start over. This is Faded-craft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!