Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	347	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaMC

Vanilla

This is a regular survival server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dovercraft

Survival

Dover craft Friendly towny server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	83	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

Survival Server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

xxooss

Creative

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5162	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Emeralds Found:	9012	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	1049
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Freeside MC

Survival

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!