Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dique MC

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Dique MC is an Argentine server founded on July 31, 2014.

We have created this server with a lot of enthusiasm, love and effort so that together with you we can share many moments of laughter, surprises and new friends.

This server has a Survival World and Skyblock. We have economy, pets, skins for non-premium players and many more things.

We thank you in advance for visiting us and choosing us. We are waiting for you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mcx.Minecraft-Romania.ro

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CakeMine

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to CakeMine.net! CakeMine is a MiniHub Economy server, featuring Survival, Creative, and Games.

Survival: – EasyPvE – Vanilla terrain, lockette, city plots – HardPvP – Custom terrain & structures, PvP, Hard Mode. Bloodmoon. Death. Want a challenge? You’ve found one.

Creative: – Normal terrain, land claiming

Games: – SkyWars – CreeperArena -MobArena

Thanks for taking a look at CakeMine, and we hope to see you on the server earning some ≈Bacons!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NetRox

Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

SkylivePvP – PvP with Style!

SkylivePvP is a Skypvp server with German/English players! There is an event every day at 8 p.m.! The event is different “every day”. We have a cool SkylivePvP team and have a lot of fun on the server!! If you want, you can join us!

Our IP is: SkylivePvP.tekkit.de

Kein Tekkit Server xD sondern Bukkit!!

We would be happy if you came by! 😀

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Epic Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Rehab

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vanilla Roaming

Survival, Vanilla

No rules, Come roam around and survive

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Engineertroops

Economy, PvE, Survival

Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.