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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5280 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7988 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!
So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!