AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Potions Brewed:	89	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1706	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	216	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7194	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	201553

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Emeralds Found:	7475

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	7361
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!