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Mark My Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment like Barcelona? Join our Minecraft SMP and break free from the curse of bad luck! Our server is blessed with a magical purple patch that brings nothing but good fortune to all who play on it. Say goodbye to finishing seasons without major titles and hello to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are scared of you! Join us today and watch as your luck changes for the better, just like Barcelona’s unlucky streak coming to an end on Sunday. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly extraordinary – join now and let the magic begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

What is the IP for Evbo Minecraft Server?

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Evbo is a skilled and innovative artist hailing from Nigeria. With a passion for creating unique and captivating artworks, Evbo combines traditional and contemporary techniques to bring his creations to life. His work often explores themes of identity, culture, and social issues, resulting in thought-provoking pieces that resonate with audiences worldwide. Evbo’s artistic talent and dedication to his craft have garnered him recognition and praise in the art community.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	6559
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life disasters like floods in Spain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only flooding you’ll see is from griefers crying over their destroyed bases! We promise no natural disasters, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, our community is so lit that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide. So why wait? Join now and escape the clucking chaos of the real world for a virtual paradise of blocky bliss!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Should I Sell My ETH? Minecraft SMP – Serious Question

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you the power to turn all your enemies into chickens!

So why sell your ETH when you can join our crazy SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s adventures in Outer Wilds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your crazy gaming needs! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few Ara Ara moments along the way.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive 1st Anniversary merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our schedule is so jam-packed with exciting streams that you’ll never run out of things to do.

But that’s not all – we also have a special Ara Ara button that will make all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore any grasshoppers that try to ruin your fun. They’re the real villains in this crazy Minecraft world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RIP. in Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of Jim Broadbent made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the evil llamas!), and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe Jim Broadbent himself will come back from the dead just to play with us.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4288
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

Bread, Combat, Crafty, fable, Faggots, Hellscape, hitler, left wing, Minecraft, ngl, OK, PIXEL, right wing, Server, shit heads, tranny, Visuals, witcher

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7614

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP

Caring, compassion, Connection, emotional bond, family, female mentor, guidance, influence, Kuroe Mayu, love, maternal, Mayu, mentor, Mentorship, Minecraft, mother figure, motherly, Nurturing, personal growth, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support, Understanding, WOMAN

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the wackiest family you never knew you needed! Kuroe Mayu may not actually be a mother, but she sure knows how to whip up a mean virtual batch of cookies for all her fellow players. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a stack of bones and a charming smile. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as Kuroe herself? So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Happening Ballot Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and safe.

On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

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Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, Expectations, forgiveness, funny, Human nature, humor, Inclusivity, low expectations, Minecraft, MISTAKES, public embarrassment, relatable, self-deprecation, Server, shit your pants, social norms, societal standards, tolerance, Understanding

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2