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but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 187 Farms Harvested: 414
Buildings Constructed: 44 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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