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Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3624
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	704
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2206
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	9517
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8532	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at [Server Name] for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at [Server Name] for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Towns Built:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	339640
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

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Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5005