AbandonedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crops Grown:	3774
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Potions Brewed:	176
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Crops Grown:	4958
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4398

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ores Mined:	2679	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7701	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6716
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

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Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Animals Bred:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Imposters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	61	Farms Harvested:	404
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5810
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	84226	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20