Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ores Mined:	8396	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Magic Items Found:	6002	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Emeralds Found:	7283
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Star Shards Collected:	138	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2711

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	75
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	503825
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7244	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Items Found:	4884
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4160
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7865
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!