ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3875
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3098	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	285	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magic Items Found:	1811	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Votes:	1882	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Farms Harvested:	269
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3662	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	628439
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Items Found:	8877	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	3396
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mines Excavated:	4351
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!