ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3103
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Podcast Oasis 1.20

(Audio), comedy, culture, Digital Media, education, Entertainment, episodes, humor, interviews, Listening, long tail tags, Media, Music, News, Oasis, on demand, Podcast, podcasting, podcasts, storytelling, streaming, Technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Lol, bro, do you even listen to podcasts in your cunt? This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of entertainment into your earholes. Join us if you want your brain to explode with knowledge and laughter. Plus, we have a secret club where we worship a potato god named Spudnik. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, bills, Boyfriend, career, designated uses, Frustration, Fulltime, gaming room, Grateful, homey, Job, laptop, LIMITED, living room, Minecraft, pc setups, pitching in, Rent, Schooling, Schoolwork, Server, spacecraft, trial run, University, wanting my own space, work room

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space, even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: You and your partner have separate gaming setups in a designated gaming/work room. But wait, there’s a twist! Your partner works from home and you’re a full-time student with a part-time job. The struggle is real when you want to game but don’t want to distract your partner from work. Can you say gamer problems?

But fear not, on our server, we encourage individuality and respect for personal space. Want to move your setup to the bedroom or living room? Go for it! We support your gaming dreams, even if it means creating chaos in the virtual world.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where boundaries are meant to be broken and “homey” is just a state of mind. Who knows, you might even find a partner who loves gaming next to you as much as you do. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server and game on, my friend!

CousinCraft: No Free Tutoring!

3rd grade, Boundaries, busy schedule, Communication, cousin, CousinCraft, Decision making, elementary school, family, family expectations, free, Guilt, homework help, personal time, relationships, self-care, Teacher, Time management, tutoring, volunteer, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about your busy schedule.

Need a break from tutoring kids in real life? Join our server and become the ultimate block-building master! No need to worry about upset relatives or feeling like an asshole – on our server, you’re the boss!

Explore endless possibilities, build epic structures, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and leave all your worries behind. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together!

ChildhoodDreamsMC

Adulthood, adulting, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, ChildhoodDreamsMC, dreams, Expectations, growing up, hindsight, Innocence, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, misconceptions, Nostalgia, perspective, reality check, Reflection, Reminiscing, Surprises, unexpected

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Remember that one time you thought finding a shiny Pokemon was the ultimate achievement in life? Well, joining our Minecraft server is basically like finding a shiny legendary Pokemon every day!

Our server is so epic, it’s like if Steve from Minecraft and Deadpool had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Ender Dragons. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers with diamond swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in glorious technicolor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lead Pollution IQ Decline

ancient civilizations, ancient rome, brain development, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Decline, environmental contamination, environmental history, environmental impact, heavy metals, historical pollution, intellectual decline, IQ declines, lead, lead pollution, Neurotoxicity, Pollution, public health, roman empire, study, toxicology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND AVOID THE IQ DECLINES OF ANCIENT ROME! WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY!

IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME AS SMART AS A MINECRAFT VILLAGER! MAYBE EVEN SMARTER!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND RAINBOW SHEEP!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS FROM THE LEAD POLLUTION OF ANCIENT ROME!

Vanilla Multiplayer

bedrock, BUILD, CHANGE, Community, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, game breaking, Grief Protection, heavy BETA, Ip:, java, Join, multiplayer, PORT, Report, Shop, smp, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Website

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Server Overview

Feature	Description
Survival Gameplay	Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications.
Grief Protection	Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players.
Player-Driven Economy	Run your own shop and control the economy yourself.
Cross-Platform Support	Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server.

Server Details

Java IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Java Port	25565
Bedrock IP	bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com
Bedrock Port	19132

Community Links

Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!

Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions on our Discord.

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?

A: No, we have grief protection in place to ensure players’ creations are safe.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address and port for your preferred platform.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled but only in designated areas.

Players:	105/900	Votes:	6321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Animals Bred:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	5601	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5