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Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Void Armor Forged:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	99
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	29
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

arrest, Arrest44Arson, Arrests, arson, arson attacks, Attacks, CraftyCops, crime, crime investigation, Crime Prevention, criminal activity, incidents, investigation, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Police, Public Safety, russia, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, WAVE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

The Latam Cave

Adventure, building, Custom Plugins, discord community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Latin America, Minigames, multiplayer, non-premium launcher, open world, premium launcher, PvE, PvP, role playing, Survival, Survival Games, unique experience, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	7686	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft from La Cueva Latam! Over 18,000 members in our Discord community. Version 1.21 with exclusive plugins for a unique experience. Compatibility for players with premium and non-premium launchers.

Open from tomorrow. Don’t miss it! Enter now and live an adventure like no other in La Cueva Latam.

LaCuevaLatam.minehost.pro

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, deep slate wall, Discord, established rule, Events, Fighting, Join, Mining, multiplayer, Open, Realm, safe zone, semi anarchy, Server, Small events, Trading, Wall, year

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	2870
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Minecraft Anarchy Bedrock Realm

Server Information	Anarchy style Bedrock realm with a safe zone
Rules	No established rules outside of safe zone
Activities	Mining, trading, fighting, building, adventuring
Events	Small events planned in the future
Join the Realm	Click here
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the safe zone made of?	The safe zone is denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction).
Are there any rules inside the safe zone?	No, the only rule is safety ends outside The Wall.
Can anyone join the realm?	Yes, we are open to everyone who wants to join.
What kind of events are planned?	We plan on hosting small events for the community in the coming year.

Sacred Sands Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Community, compatibility, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, Indian, intercultural, Israeli, Jewish, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., multicultural, online dating, Partnership, Realm, relationships, Religion, Sacred, sands, tradition

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	New Chunks Explored:	645854
Void Gems Collected:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	69	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	135	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a land where Jews and Indians come together in perfect harmony, just like peanut butter and jelly!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of one big, dysfunctional family.

Who needs diamonds when you can have friendships that last a lifetime? So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Oni Mai’s Trans Minecraft SMP Fiction

comedy, Fiction, Japan, lmao, lol, MAIS, Minecraft, nichijou-kei, oni, smp, Trans, Transgender, transsexual fiction, TSF

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned into a transsexual anime character! It was wild, hilarious, and totally unexpected. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where comedy and chaos reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness of Onimai’s genre, where tsf stands for “totally silly fun”!

PixelatedNightmares

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, perturbing, petrifying, PixelatedNightmares, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	9435	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble

Baltic Sea, Conflict, detainment, Economy, ENERGY, Europe, finland, funding, international relations, investigation, Maritime, oil tanker, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SECURITY, shadow fleet, ShadowCraft, Tanker, Trouble, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Farms Harvested:	101	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0