so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 989851
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mines Excavated: 2799
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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