Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Night Skies: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 1354
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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