lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Dragons Tamed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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